flake.nix

nixos-unstable

[pure-eval: true]

Ultimate Microwave Mug Brownie

Name: Ultimate Microwave Mug Brownie
Prep time: 3 min
Cook time: 1 min
Total time: 6 min
Yield: 1 serving
Cuisine: Nerd / Hacker Cuisine
Ingredients: 25g (3 tbsp) All-purpose flour (or 1:1 GF blend); 12g (1.5 tbsp) Dutch cocoa powder; 22g (1.5 tbsp) Brown sugar (packed); 12g (1 tbsp) Granulated sugar; 0.5g (1 pinch) Fine sea salt; 15g (1 tbsp) Unsalted butter or vegan block butter, melted; 7g (0.5 tbsp) Neutral vegetable oil; 30g (2 tbsp) Whole milk or oat milk; 2g (0.5 tsp) Vanilla extract; 10g (2 tsp) Dark chocolate chips

Purely functional, deterministic single-serve chocolate execution in 60s

inputs.hardware

1 Ceramic mug (≥ 250 ml capacity)

Small fork or mini whisk

Measuring spoons or digital scale

inputs.ingredients

Dry Components

λAll-purpose flour 25 g (3 tbsp)

λDutch cocoa powder 12 g (1.5 tbsp)

λBrown sugar (packed) 22 g (1.5 tbsp)

λGranulated sugar 12 g (1 tbsp)

λFine sea salt 0.5 g (1 pinch)

λInstant espresso powder — (optional)

Liquid Phases

λButter (melted, unsalted) 15 g (1 tbsp)

λNeutral vegetable oil 7 g (0.5 tbsp)

λWhole milk 30 g (2 tbsp)

λVanilla extract 2 g (0.5 tsp)

Molten Core Payload

λDark chocolate chips 10 g (2 tsp)

λPeanut butter center core — (optional)

stdenv.mkDerivation :: buildPhases

unpackPhase: Add flour, cocoa, brown sugar, white sugar, and salt directly into the mug. Whisk with fork until lump-free.

configurePhase: Inject liquid phases (melted butter, oil, whole milk, and vanilla extract).

buildPhase: Stir gently for 20–30s until thick and glossy. Drop chocolate chips into center; submerge lightly.

installPhase: Place mug on outer turntable edge (not center!) for uniform magnetron wave absorption.

Microwave Timing Matrix

Click preset to bind timer

1200 W

45–50 s

1000 W

50–55 s

900 W

55–60 s

800 W

60–70 s

700 W

70–80 s

Cavity: Standby

Click 'Run Microwave' to spin turntable and begin magnetron excitation.

1000W

00:55

fixupPhase & check: Rest undisturbed for 2 minutes. Thermal inertia sets internal crumb while locking in molten fudge!

recipe.override { ... }

Toggle live derivation parameters

λvegan = false;

λglutenFree = false;

λextraFudge = false;

λespressoBoost = false;

λpeanutButter = false;